ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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