Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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