but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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