I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
foreskin is a definite game changer
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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