Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We are two peas in an std pod
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Randomize
