i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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