At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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