Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
