remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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