Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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