i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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what are you doing with your life
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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