Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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