some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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