I must be too annoying 4 u.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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