i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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