You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
The air taste purple.
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