I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
operation have a gay friend backfired
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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