Do vagina's smell?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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