Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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