This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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