pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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