If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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