I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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