Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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