Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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