Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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