i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
