I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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