And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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