Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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