your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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