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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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