Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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