so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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