Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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