Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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