My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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