tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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