We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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