This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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