so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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