and next time when you feel me up, do it right
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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