Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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