No stitches, just platelets and will power
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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