I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
tell me about the eggs
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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