Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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