I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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