yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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