My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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