areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
She said her name was "party"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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