K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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