My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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