I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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