Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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