Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Fuck appropriateness.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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